So I put some beans in a bowl, and I added a little cumin and a little Tobasco. And then I put some avocado chunks on top and spooned salsa around it. And my heart was happy. Then I saw some chips and put some on a plate, and I poured a glass of red wine. And my heart was jubilant.
Because if you're heart isn't singing for this, then I'm sorry to break it to you, but you are not in fact a human. Sorry. Go lick your wounds, you freakish robot.